Realm of Dreams: If Only...

If Only...

If Only i could talk to life...

it'd go something like this :-

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Me: OH MAH GAWD!!

Life: *smirks*

Me: OWH NO YOU DIDN'T~~~

Life: HAHA LIKE~~ I SOOO TOTALLY DID!!!

Me: OWH YOU *#%#!!!

Life: Got a problem wif it? Why? Too lembik for it?? HAHA

Me: OWH! OWH! IS THAT LIKE, A CHALLENGE!?

Life: HUH! LIKE DUH~~!!! LOL IT'S NOT LIKE YOU COULD TAKE IT ON NWAYS. *swipes hair*

Me: OWHH!! IS THAT LIKE~~ LIKE~~ HOW YOU WANNA PLAY IT??!! *snaps finger*

Life: HUH! you talk like, the talk~~ but you dont like, walk the walk~~! YOU COULDN'T EVEN OPEN A CAN OF CORN BEEF!!! *rolls eyes*

Me: *GASP* FTW OWH NOW IT'S ON!!! *snaps finger twice*

Life: HAH!! FINE! LIKE~~LIKE BRING IT ON!!!

Me: *glares*

Life: *glares back*

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so yeah..

let's just say..

life bit me in the Arse!!

and you know what?

"when life bites you in the rear, YOU BITE BACK"

>3

i wont be down for long!

i wont life get what it wants from me that easily!

you won't keep me down.

in the end,

if only i could talk to life,

it'll end like this:-

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Me: Hey you.

Life: LIKE~~WHAT~~~?

Me: YOU'RE ONE LOUSY A$$ BIMBO!!!

Life: WTH????!!!???

Me: MAHAHAHAHAHA *runs away*

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muahahaha!!!

>3